I had me a chicken, no eggs would she lay
I had me a chicken, no eggs would she lay

My wife said HONEY
this sure ain't FUNNY
we're losing MONEY
Why won't she LAY… EGGS…

One day a rooster on subsequent verses, add “SAAAAAME ROOSTER”
came in our yard “SAAAAAME YARD”
and caught that chicken
right off her guard

She's laying eggs now, just like she used-ter
before that rooster
came in our yaaard
(x2)

Repeat with various puns:
* Had me a cow, no milk would she give… she's giving eggnog
* Garden, vegetables, eggplants
* Comedian, laughs, yokes
* Wall, doors, exits