(When the word “up” is sung, everyone stand up.
When the word “down” is sung, everyone sit down.
When the word “halfway” is sung, everyone stands halfway up.
Sing it through several times, each time getting faster.)

The Grand Old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men.
He marched them up to the top of the hill,
And he marched them down again.
And when you’re up, you’re up;
And when you’re down, you’re down.
And when you’re only halfway up.
You’re neither up or nor down.