… yes, we know we all thought it was “DunderBACK”.

There was a jolly Dutchman, whose name was Dunderbeck.
He was very fond of sausage meat and sauerkraut and speck.
He opened up a sausage shop, the finest you've ever seen,
And he got himself a patent on a sausage-meat machine.

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Oh, Dunderbeck, oh, Dunderbeck, how could you be so mean?
We're sorry you invented such a terrible machine.
The pussy cats and bobtailed rats will never more be seen
'Cuz they've all been ground to sausage meat in Dunderbeck's machine.

One day a very little boy came walking in the store.
He ordered up some sausage meat, expecting half the store.
And while he was awaiting, he whistled up a tune,
And the sausage meat began to JUMP and dance around the room.

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Something was the matter – the machine, it would not go,
So Dunderbeck, he crawled inside, the reason for to know.
His wife was having nightmares and walking in her sleep.
She gave the crank a terrible YANK, and Dunderbeck was meat.

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