====== Dunderbeck ======
//… yes, we know we all thought it was “DunderBACK”.//

There was a jolly Dutchman, whose name was Dunderbeck.\\ 
He was very fond of sausage meat and sauerkraut and speck.\\ 
He opened up a sausage shop, the finest you've ever seen,\\ 
And he got himself a patent on a sausage-meat machine.

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Oh, Dunderbeck, oh, Dunderbeck, how could you be so mean?\\ 
We're sorry you invented such a terrible machine.\\ 
The pussy cats and bobtailed rats will never more be seen\\ 
'Cuz they've all been ground to sausage meat in Dunderbeck's machine.

One day a very little boy came walking in the store.\\ 
He ordered up some sausage meat, expecting half the store.\\ 
And while he was awaiting, he whistled up a tune,\\ 
And the sausage meat began to JUMP and dance around the room.

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Something was the matter -- the machine, it would not go,\\ 
So Dunderbeck, he crawled inside, the reason for to know.\\ 
His wife was having nightmares and walking in her sleep.\\ 
She gave the crank a terrible YANK, and Dunderbeck was meat.  

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